So the co-founder of Twitter is finally actually a genius by inventing a tiny credit-card-swiper you can plug into your iPod. It's like personal PayPal.
And you can't actually do what my header promises, but Slate showcases the runners-up in its rather-meanspirited "write like Sarah Palin contest." Though needling, it's also amusing. My favorite entry:
It was only then, after I had removed the saddle from the moose, that I noticed the sweet sound of the warblers singing while perched on the fence post reminding me that unlike New York, Wasilla would always have my heart which not only pumps red, but also white and blue.This one is also amazing:
Reaching the peak of Igikpak, that majestic mount, feeling the smooth Alaskan wind rustle against my cheeks, watching over this vast yet tender land that epitomized so much of America's resplendent pulchritude, and slowly squeezing the trigger on the wolf cub I'd been tracking through my crosshairs, I suddenly felt in my heart something I had always known to be true: the capital-gains tax must be eliminated.Also, a note for my Facebook readers: All these posts are actually fed from my blog. That's why the headers don't come through. Someday, I'll try to fix it. Until then, maybe you want to bookmark or RSS the original.
