Newsweek Can't Read

I have no mind because of finals. Yet still I'm posting this, possibly for comment later, but probably not. This woman is so mind-bogglingly Biblically illiterate, it's sick. Yes. A cover story in Newsweek telling us all one Biblically-illiterate woman's "proofs" that the Bible, at best, doesn't preclude homosexual marriage. Poppycock masquerade.

If Newsweek will publish this, I demand equal space for articles that tell everyone it's a sin to use medicine. Since when is this cover-story news and not a trashy postmodern-fundamentalist-rant? Oh, wait. I forgot. They can't be biased, judgmental, or stupid--they're the news media. And they know ALL about the Bible. Clearly.

So much for individual interpretation. Take that, non-denoms. This is where private revelation creates chaos equal to paganism. Why don't we all start openly adulating Whitman and Emerson?

I'm getting out of here before I start yelling about John Calvin and mystics.